My therapist just told me a joke.





So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”


i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

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so it was like 4 in the morning and i was in audacity and i recorded a clip of this and then i did this and laughed for like half an hour but didn’t do anything with it and a few minutes ago i wanted katie to hear it because i started laughing about it again so i sent it to her privately and she lost her shit and demanded i post it so here you go this is the pubert addams conversation with a twist

Sounds like South Park

I’m fucking dead XD

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ah yes, perfectly reasonable


ah yes, perfectly reasonable

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commander shepard gives me hope because commander shepard couldn’t dance, couldn’t drive, couldn’t maintain conversations, couldn’t sleep through the night, couldn’t please everyone, and still managed to do some pretty great stuff and make out with aliens

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So everyone knows Wyoming is bae, but what about fem!Wyoming. She wears her hair in an elegant bun and always has her eyeliner and lipstick on point, even though she wears a helmet most of the time (you can’t convince me other wise ‘cause of canon Wyoming’s mustache). Now imagine that perfectly posh woman telling the worst knock knock jokes. No one can tell me that this isn’t perfect.

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Ellen DeGeneres and Kristen Wiig don’t know the words to Frozen's 'Let It Go', but sing it anyway.

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